Greetings, music-lovers! At THE FRYTOWN TOUGHS, we take your privacy very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that we've decided to write a completely ridiculous and humorous privacy policy that is 100% GDPR compliant. But don't worry, everything we say is true (sort of).



First of all, we promise not to sell your personal information to any third parties. Unless, of course, those third parties want to buy it. In that case, we'll need to negotiate a price.



We also promise to protect your data like it's our own. Which means we'll probably lose it somewhere and spend hours tearing our studio apart to find it. But don't worry, we'll find it eventually. We hope.



Furthermore, we'll only collect the bare minimum of information we need to provide you with our music and merchandise. This includes your name, email address, and shoe size. Just kidding, we don't care about your shoe size. Unless you're sending us shoes. In which case, please send us shoes.



Lastly, we promise to never send you any spam emails. But if we do, it's probably because we accidentally clicked the wrong button. Or because we're trying to sell you a toaster that plays our music.



In conclusion, we hope you enjoy our music and appreciate our ridiculous privacy policy. And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We'll do our best to answer them while avoiding any legal trouble. Cheers!